Collect Donations for Nikon D3: kolovoz 2007

utorak, 28. kolovoza 2007.

Why Should You Buy the "Collecting Donations for Nikon D3" T Shirt

OK. OK. (Joe Pesci way :))
Here is the definite list of 5 reasons why should you buy "Collecting Donations for Nikon D3" T Shirt:
1. Cause it's cheap - $17,99
2. Cause it clearly states what are you after
3. Cause it is a perfect wear for singing in public
4. Cause it will trigger the Law Of Attraction
5. It is totally fun!

ponedjeljak, 27. kolovoza 2007.

We got our first sale!

My God! It seems like we got our first sale! Somebody bought our Nikon T Shirt ok, full name: Collecting Donations for Nikon D3" T Shirt.
That's awesome!
Thank you our first buyer! Thank you thank you! Thank you! We love you!

Oh, yes! Here is another tip on when to wear "Collecting Donations for Nikon D3" T Shirt.
Wear it photo sessions! When photographying! See how people react. I will definitely put a smile on their face and someone might even approach you with some other creative ideas on how to get that D3! You might be surprised!

More tips coming tomorrow!
Thank you our first buyer, thank you again!

There is a whole bunch of "Collecting Donations for Nikon D3" at cafepress.com.
Nikon (D3) T Shirt, as well as bag, mug, shirt and whole bunch of "Collecting Donations for Nikon D3".

nedjelja, 26. kolovoza 2007.

Why Should You Buy this Bag?

When you open a store at cafepress.com and set up items for sale, you are asked to write down a description and a short essay on "Why would anyone buy this product?"

So, what would you write down for a bag? Why would anyone buy your bag? I mean, what are you gonna write down? Because it's beautiful? Because it's unique? C'mon ...

I'll tell you what I'm gonna write down:
You should buy this bag because it is scientifically proven that when people see this bag they feel irresistible urge to put money in there. Don't trust me? I wouldn't trust that either, however, you can still buy this bag, take it outside and ask people what they feel while looking at it? Write the results down and send it to us. We'll send you a whole collection (bag, badge, shirt, t-shirt the whole lot) for free!

(I am only saying that because I know nobody will do it.) I mean we get like 40 visitors a day!!! Chances of this happening are zap, nada, zero.

Anyway, if you by any chance stumbled across this blog (which you probably are because you wouldn't be reading this) here is the bag I was talking about.

Click on the bag to buy it. It was never bought before, poor bag .. just sitting there ... totally depressed, like that Marvin guy from the Hitchikers Guide for the Galaxy.

Just talked to my friend about it. He noticed it's cheap too ($15,99).
And cute.

Collecting money for Nikon D3 - 5 Simple Steps

So, Nikon D3 is announced. It should come out in November and a price estimation for that
monster is somewhere at $5000.

Tens of thousands of photo-enthusiasts (but also professionals) around the world have one thing in mind - how to collect $5000 by November. Unless you are a part of 0,0001% of the world population that can afford it - you'll have to talk to that little creative guy in your head and do some work.

And if that little creative guy is mute lately, here are some tips on how to collect money for Nikon D3.

First, keep in mind, even if you are looking for a donation, you still need to offer something in exchange.

So, take deep introspective look and ask yourself just one question:
"What do I have to offer?"

Whatever the answer to that question might be here is a list of things you definitely can do to collect money for that Nikon D3:

1. Use a T-Shirt
- for details on how to use this killing method refer to the post below
2. Blog about it and use "Make a donation" PayPal button
- likewise to the tips on the T-Shirt usage, make sure to offer a honorable mention to all sponsors in all speeches/books/interviews you will ever make once you become a famous photographer.
(Nobody will actually expect all that, but it will sound funny which is good.)
Here are some places where you can go and open a blog:

Thanks Mike for this beautiful list!

3. Write articles about related subjects, Nikon and Photography. Here is a list of sites articles can be sold (some of them offer fame instead of money, but that's good too if it's combined with your blog):

Again, thanks Mike ... for another great list!

4. Make a song about it and post it to YouTube. Don't worry if you can't sing. Get a friend who can and who also plays guitar. You just stand there in your "Collecting Donations for Nikon D3" T Shirt starring at the camera. Use this video in combination with the above mentioned blog.

5. After you've done all that, just a simple letter to Nikon should close the project :)

petak, 24. kolovoza 2007.

Step-by-step instructions on how to collect donations for Nikon D3 Camera just by using a T Shirt

OK. Here is the idea.
The first condition is - your birthday needs to be sometime soon.
If this condition is met do the following:

1. prepare two birthday parties:

a. Familiy birthday party
b. Friends birthday party

2. Tell everyone not to buy you anything
3. Get a "Collecting Donations for Nikon D3 Camera" t shirt. (there is one available at Cafepress)
4. Wear it at the party (both of them)
5. Mingle.

Now, about mingling, make sure you cover the following topics:

- say that one day you will make a book about your photo career and in that book you will honorably mention your parents who helped you a lot but you will also mention everyone else who helped you in your beginnings
- turn the subject to history of arts and mention the famous Italian family Medici and how even today, 500 years later, everyone still admires and remembers them because they were sponsoring Michelangelo Buonarroti and Leonardo da Vinci back in those days.
- make sure to mention how money never meant anything to you, it was always just a tool to accomplish bigger and better things in life
- also add how giving is a much more rewarding experience than taking

After all, all of the above is true. Innit' ?

Is your son nagging you to get him a Nikon D3 camera?

Look, get rid of him, get him a TShirt and let him collect donations for it.
Get him a "Collecting Donations for Nikon D3" T-Shirt!

The T-Shirt can be bought on caffepress. The fast and easy way to get rid of the problem!

četvrtak, 23. kolovoza 2007.

Collecting donations for Nikon D3: Day 0

You want it, you need it!
But you can't afford it.

Here is the solution - Collect Donations!

4 Easy steps for collecting donations:
Get a T-Shirt with a banner:
"Collecting donations for Nikon D3"
Wear it.
Collect Donations.
Buy the Camera.

Maybe you don't want to have a new Nikon D3 Camera?
But, you would like to have a cool T-Shirt and make people think that you want one?
Get more girls? Or men?

Follow this one easy step:
Get a T-Shirt with a banner: "Collecting Donations for Nikon D3"

Can't go wrong with that one :)

Collect Donations for Nikon D3